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Drowning your sorrows

Certainly there are no shortage of party places or people in our fair city. But let's say you're just not feeling the glitter and strobe lights. Is your will to live roughly equal to the panhandling change you made today? These are your dives.

1

Lou's Lounge -

121 N. Bumby Ave. - Orlando (Orlando)

We took a friend here right after he got fired, and he celebrated his newfound welfare status by throwing up all over the front door on the way out. Try pulling that move at Antigua.

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2

Wally's Mills Avenue Liquors -

1001 N. Mills Ave. - Orlando (North Orange)

Okay, there are some friendly folks at Wally's. But if you're there at 10 a.m. (yes, it's open that early) drinking one of their impossibly stiff drinks, you are probably not one of them. And you're in damn good company.

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3

The Red Fox Lounge -

110 S. Orlando Ave. - Winter Park

It's a hotel bar, which is ideal right off the bat for beer & tears cocktails. But you've also got lounge duo Mark & Lorna playing six nights a week, and they know every sad song Dean Martin and Neil Diamond ever recorded. Bonus.

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4

Thirsty Whale Pub -

230 Wymore Road - Altamonte Springs

The last time I went here, patrons were one-upping each other about what a crappy day they were having. It's like their darts league over there.

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5

Wiggle Inn -

4525 Clarcona Ocoee Road - Orlando (Lockhart)

Think you've got it bad? Just drop in here on a Tuesday night and strike up about five minutes worth of conversation. Even the stuffed animals in the crane machine look suicidal.

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