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Eva Adams

Network: Fox
Stars: Rhea Seehorn (“The Starter Wife”), James Van Der Beek (“Dawson’s Creek”), David Denman (“The Office”), Kat Foster (“’Til Death”)
The pitch: “Journeyman” creator Kevin Falls adapted an Argentinian telenovela about a skirt-chasing sexist who metamorphoses into a hot chica, finding himself the target of similar bad behavior.
Why we think they didn’t pick it up: The already-previewed and nearly overexposed “Glee” and “Sons of Tucson”—starring “Reaper” scene-stealer Tyler Labine—are better bets than the one-joke “Eva Adams.” We bet Van Der Beek can't wait for the inevitable "Dawson's Creek" reunion special a decade or two from now.