Typhoon Lagoon

Typhoon Lagoon

By Paul Hiebing
Metromix Orlando

Water parks are a giant relief when Mother Nature goes on a summer-long bender and forgets to turn off the oven. The slides, pools, and plentiful daiquiris take away the pain of the heat and replace it with the pain of seeing teensy bathing suits on decidedly un-teensy bodies. With about a dozen attractions, Disney’s Typhoon Lagoon will keep you busy while staving off the heat stroke, though the bruises you get from the rough rides may have you asking yourself just how many daiquiris you had.